Free 92 Jeep Wrangler, But is it Worth it?

There's no such thing as a free lunch, so when I saw the headline for a FREE 92 Jeep Wrangler over at KSL.com's classifieds, being the skeptic I am I did a little research into this claim and after several seconds of looking and pondering found this little stipulation...

...with proposal and wedding ring.

That's right, you have to propose and provide a wedding ring. Ok, so that's still not so bad I suppose.

Is Cracker-Jack still putting rings in their boxes? If so, I think this might be doable.

But wait, there seems to be another catch... Seems you not only have to provide the ring, but you actually have to get married! And STAY married for 5 years! Dang. Talk about bait and switch.

There's more, though. If you're willing to go the whole "'til death do you part" thing, they'll throw in a 400EX ATV. Wow. What a deal.

Not only do you get the Jeep, but you get me. And boys, I don t come stock. I am FULLY LOADED! My add-ons include: a great sense of humor, an affection for garage nights that means working on stuff in the garage , an amazing work ethic, temple-worthiness, an appreciation for sports, the ability to live well within my means, logical reasoning skills, a work hard so you can play hard mentality, and I m great with kids, too!

Those aren't the typical add-ons I'd be shopping for, but different strokes right?

Happy shopping fellas.

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